It's Q4 2029:

1. Bitcoin is at $200K, ETH is at $15K, and Solana is above $1K.

2. The US government now holds 1M BTC, and the Clarity Act has passed.

3. BlackRock's Altcoin ETF has been approved, and alts are up 30x-50x.

4. China has banned crypto again, and India still thinks crypto is a scam.

5. MSTR BTC holdings are worth $200B, and BitMine now owns 10% of the ETH supply.

6. Bears are still calling this rally a bull trap and expecting a drop to $40K.